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Gordo Moss Creates Ostrich Flavored Cola To Boost Economy (2008-04-28)
Gordo Moss developed an ostrich flavored cola in his pajamas over the weekend. "I was wearing a pair of cowboy boots, an electric blue speedo, a pair of Kermit the Frog sleep pants that say "Kiss Me And I'll Be A Prince" and a University Of Notre Dame sweatshirt, when all of a sudden I figured out how to add the ostrich flavor to the cola - it was brilliant" said Gordo Moss.