Press releases for the blah story

Longest Poem Ever Written (2008-02-13)
The longest poem in English literature now belongs to writer and artist Nigel Tomm. His new book "The Blah Story, Volume 8" consists of one poem which contains 98,728 words; 449,441 characters (with spaces).

Longest Sentence in English Literature (2007-11-22)
The longest sentence in English literature (language) from now belongs to writer Nigel Tomm. His new book "The Blah Story, Volume 4" consists of one sentence which is 469,375 words or 2,273,551 characters (with spaces) long.