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Gordo Moss Creates Ostrich Flavored Cola To Boost Economy
Gordo Moss developed an ostrich flavored cola in his pajamas over the weekend.
"I was wearing a pair of cowboy boots, an electric blue speedo, a pair of Kermit the Frog sleep pants that say "Kiss Me And I'll Be A Prince" and a University Of Notre Dame sweatshirt, when all of a sudden I figured out how to add the ostrich flavor to the cola - it was brilliant" said Gordo Moss.
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April 28, 2008 (FPRC) -- Gordo Moss developed an ostrich flavored cola in his pajamas over the weekend.
"I was wearing a pair of cowboy boots, an electric blue speedo, a pair of Kermit the Frog sleep pants that say "Kiss Me And I'll Be A Prince" and a University Of Notre Dame sweatshirt, when all of a sudden I figured out how to add the ostrich flavor to the cola - it was brilliant" said Gordo Moss.
People wonder about him as they have seen him take flights on a strange looking spacecraft at weird times during the day, but when this story was reported a psychic came by to interview a dead ostrich to get a real opinion.
"I think it's a liberation of for ostriches everywhere" the dead ostrich was reported as saying, but we could not reach the dead ostrich for comment for more than obvious reasons.
"People should be more open minded and should pick up a 6-pack of ostrich cola at the party store as soon as they see it - the flavor it really intense and you will enjoy it" said Gordo Moss.
One reporter was brave enough to try it and said "I think the taste is incredible and Gordo Moss should be praised for bringing ostrich cola to the market, and it gives me a tremendous amount of energy that I really never expected from such an odd flavor - ostrich".
Gordo Moss can be reached for comment at 248-624-9138.
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