Sexy Orcs from Lord of the Rings
New online magazine "Play Orc" (a parody of "Playboy Magazine") features sexy images of Orcs (The green-skinned monsters from "The Lord of the Rings" movies).
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New Athens, IL. USA, January, 2006 -- "Orc Magazine" has announced the addition of "Play Orc" to its collection of online magazines for Orcs - the green-skinned monsters made popular by "The Lord of the Rings" movies.
The new online magazine "Play Orc" (a parody of "Playboy Magazine") features erotic images and sexually orientated articles aimed at the Orc demographic (and Orc enthusiast).
QUOTES:
Paul Kinsella (Human) webmaster of OrcMagazine.com -
"Play Orc specializes in sexy pictures for the discerning Orc male. It's packed with erotic illustrations of the most attractive female Orc models and non-Orc slave girls from every corner of the Orc Empire."
Wrahama (Ork) literary critic for "New Orker" magazine -
"Me like da big boobs!!! AAaaarrRRGGGHH!!!"
Gob'kojox (Goblin) print editor for "Popular Orc Mechanics" -
"The addition of an erotic magazine for Orcs has been long over due. We expect that 'Play Orc' will exceed the readership of all our other Orc orientated publications combined! And I also like the big boobs."
When asked "How do you respond to critics who say that your website is perverted and promotes violence?" Webmaster Paul Kinsella responded with this link:
http://www.orcmagazine.com/ORC_MAGAZINE/Orc_Response.html
"Play Orc" has now joined with Orc Magazine's other online publications such as:
"Popular Orc Mechanics", "The New Orker", "Orc National Geographic", "Orc Food Digest", "Orc War Journal", "National Orc Enquirer"
If anyone wishes to find more information about PlayOrc.com - it can be found, not surprisingly, at http://www.playorc.com
News worthy qualities:
-- Great "Water Cooler" story!
-- Excellent art to accompany any online or off-line article: http://www.orcmagazine.com/ORC_MAGAZINE/Orc_Press_Art.html
-- This is about something that has never been done before! This is the first and only erotic magazine for Orcs.
Contact Information:
Paul Kinsella (Webmaster)
OrcMagazine.com
Email: presspeople@orcmagazine.com
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Send an email to Paul Kinsella of Orc Magazine
(618)475-2852
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